The Portland Sea Dogs will become the Maine Whoopie Pies for one game this year

By Michael Clair • February 7, 2019

There is such a thing as working out too much and now it's staring right at me

By Michael Clair • December 4, 2019

Every MLB mascot, ranked by the ease with which I could trash them in a fight

By Chris Landers • November 27, 2019

If you have a baseball team, it should have a live mascot

By Chris Landers • November 20, 2019

I hate Star Wars but Baby Yoda is the cutest thing I've ever seen

By Matt Monagan • November 19, 2019

The Phillie Phanatic looks alarmingly comfortable bursting forth from a man's bellybutton

By Adrian Garro • September 26, 2019

Don't lose your keys around Ronald Acuña Jr. unless you want to be humiliated

By Adrian Garro • September 10, 2019

30 years ago, Tommy Lasorda got a mascot ejected for napping on his dugout

By Eric Chesterton • September 10, 2019

In hindsight, maybe challenging Vladimir Guerrero Jr. to a mascot Home Run Derby was a mistake

By Adrian Garro • September 3, 2019

Do you think this dog dressed up as the Phillie Phanatic knows it's actually in a bird costume?

By Adrian Garro • August 31, 2019

Wait, I'm sorry, the Phillie Phanatic is supposed to be a bird?

By Michael Clair • August 21, 2019

Bryce Harper continued his courtship of the Phanatic with a wonderful headband

By Eric Chesterton • July 18, 2019

Robin Lopez's neverending mascot crusade has set its sights on Oakland's Stomper

By Chris Landers • July 18, 2019